I am truly the best mom ever. I am always thinking of the welfare of my children and spoil them shamelessly. For instance, there's a little cupcake shop on my way home from work called Dippidee . On the days my 5 year old has daycare, we sometimes make a small detour to satisfy my son's sweet tooth. They really are amazing little treats. Today I was feeling magnanimous. Again. Mom: Hey, Buddy, do you want a cupcake on the way home? Son: No. 4 minutes later. Mom: Hey, Bud! How about a stop at the cupcake place. Son: No, thanks, Mom. Pause Son: If you want to go in and get a cupcake for you, I'll wait in the car. Oh, and get a cupcake for my brother because he likes cupcakes. And so I left him in the car, ran past three women, ordered a chocolate cupcake with cream cheese filling, whipped creamy topping, caramel and pieces of Heath bar and a smaller German chocolate cupcake for the brother and pushed myself back out to the ...