Everybody knows that Christmas is about keeping the Santa Secret and pleasing your children. Therefore, the most dreaded words are uttered on Christmas Eve. "I changed my mind, I want a [pony, scooter, bike, Red Rider BB gun]" A close second place winner is, "Can I have a New Year's Eve party?" Then, "Me, too?"
My mom has a dog
ReplyDeleteThe dog is a very excited dog
When you pet the dog
It pee's all over
That is a dumb dog too.