Everybody knows that Christmas is about keeping the Santa Secret and pleasing your children. Therefore, the most dreaded words are uttered on Christmas Eve. "I changed my mind, I want a [pony, scooter, bike, Red Rider BB gun]" A close second place winner is, "Can I have a New Year's Eve party?" Then, "Me, too?"
Ain't that the truth, hunny?!
ReplyDeletego to the loo....heh
ReplyDeleteOne would think....but how come we don't??
ReplyDeleteReally? Because I frequently find myself doing the pee pee dance on the way there because I waited too long to go
ReplyDeleteShame it can't always be done alone!
ReplyDeleteIt seems for the last 20 years I have had company; if not an audience.
I'd prefer my surgeon and my dentist to take care of their loo visit before and/or after they've finished with me.
ReplyDeleteBut as for myself, there is no good reason why I sprint to the facilities in my average day...yet, that is what you'll see me doing.
I think my priorities need an adjustment.
Loo loo skip to the loo! Loo loo skip to the LOO! Skip to the loo my darling!
ReplyDeleteUm-talk about ghosts from the past-my nightmare pysco stalking ex boyfriend lives in my stake! I hope he's grown up now that he's married-but I feel for his wife.. they only dated 2 months before they got engaged... and it was LONG DISTANCE! I wanted to warn her...