Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
I'm in Virginia with no internet! Help me...
ReplyDeleteI am playing catch up-I was wondering how you were!!!! Haha and you crack me up.
Now send me your address on my blog (or a fake one) so I can pretend I have friends to send cards too... :)
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Your daughter giggles in her sleep!?THATS AWESOME
Haha, nice pictures. :)
ReplyDeleteI hope that you and your family have/had an amazing Christmas!
Peace.
(I found your blog while hopping from one to another - on Christmas of all days.)
Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteWhat a good looking Santa! I couldn't do it all day and pretend to be happy!
Give poor Santa a break! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas
ReplyDeleteOhhh those are great photos. I love all the Santa :) But those rapt expressions. That is just absolutely perfect. Merry Christmas!
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