Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
AW-Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteOur prelit tree lights got tangled pretty bad so I thought I would try to fix them. ...the tree is now naked and the light strands are way worse.
Can your kids come over?
Looks lovely!
ReplyDeleteI cussed. Twice.
ReplyDeletePrelit is worth our sanity!
ReplyDeleteMy tree is so full of ornaments already I don't know where we'll put all the new ones they will continue to make.
ReplyDeleteI love this post.
ReplyDeleteMy husband always asks why our tree doesn't look like the pictures of nicely decorated trees--well, having nearly all homemade ornaments means they don't really fit into a specific theme.
Of course with six kids making the same ornament at once we do have some flow to it.
Merry Christmas!
We had one loose bulb on the prelit tree...I cussed cuz I couldn't find it, and we had one section of tree that was dark.
ReplyDeleteAll is better now. I like seeing that my ornaments are now getting higher on the tree, as The Boy's eye level is almost to the top - better than a growth chart!
Perfect Visa commercial!
ReplyDeletePretty tree. I am still cursing through lighting mine . . .
ReplyDeleteHey wait-it's not Visa, it's Mastercard... Visa is "Everywhere You Want to Be" or something like that... and for everything else, there's Mastercard.
ReplyDeleteOMG too much TV....
Ha, ha! :)
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