Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
I am trying to lick my elbow! Ha Ha, impossible! I remember those 14 year old days, the slumber parties were the best!
ReplyDeleteOk....I'm giggling right now. I wasn't trying to do the elbow thing, but wondering why??? :-)
ReplyDeleteGirls and their hair....funny, huh?
Have a great week and thanks for stopping by! :-)
Crimping is back!!
ReplyDeleteShe looks so cute. Mine won't let me do her hair very much anymore either.
ReplyDeleteUm I knew you couldn't feel it when you pinch your elbow - never knew about the licking. I wonder if someone has ever licked my elbow and I didn't know. How would I know? :0)
I feel my dog's tongue every time.
ReplyDeleteSince your daughter iss such a mini-Nancy and she is rocking this fetching look, now you know you'll look good in it too.
ReplyDeleteAlso - why are my elbows moist?
My oldest barely lets me brush her hair...style it, not a chance
ReplyDeleteGross! Makayla came home last night and told me about your teenager licking Makayla's elbow and all the other girls licking elbows. I didn't believe her so I had to try it myself with Cameron - you so can feel it! I think girls are just silly.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend in high school that was obsessed with licking elbows. I stupidly told my nieces about it a few months ago.
ReplyDeleteI immediately regretted that.