Jill is the slice of home baked pie you long for. Her dad was a farmer. His dad was a farmer. On a hot summer day Jill would call me up to go floating down the canal or ride the slick rocks with the stream into a barely thawed pool of water. She's also the girl I called one day when I was bored and offered to drive two hours and try out this new thing called "Bungee Jumping." We did although I can't remember why . The first year after my college graduation I found myself particularly low on pride. First of all, I was a college graduate working as a sales clerk. Too late I discovered that a bachelors degree in sociology is equal to a high school diploma and, in some cases, a G.E.D. and got you hired at JC Penney trying to upsale with a colorful scarf. On top of it, I'd been dumped. It wasn't that he was the love of my life. In fact, it was quite the opposite. He started planning the wedding aloud and I freaked out, pointing out that we'd only bee...
I wish someone would have stopped me from going out in public.
If I loved you more, my heart would explode. (Messy.)
ReplyDeleteWho noticed first, you or someone else?
ReplyDeleteI'm always afraid I will go out wearing two completely different shoes, like one flat and one high heel.
ReplyDeleteI actually did this once also. I had 2 pairs of heels that were the same only one was black and the other navy blue. I didn't notice until we were at a fancy dress up dinner at the fancy hotel. I tried to keep my feet under the table the whole time and then run to the car afterwards. I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteMy MIL used to do this all the time! Of course she had dementia. What's your excuse? Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how that is even possible. I can even tell if my two matching socks have been through the was a different number of times.
ReplyDeleteI meant "wash"
ReplyDeletehee hee you cutie!!!
ReplyDeleteYa know...just look at the upside. At least you HAVE two pairs of shoes to pick from right?? I mean some people don't even have shoes...I'm not making things better am I?
ReplyDeleteHave you been losing weight?
Next time someone says to walk a mile in their shoes, they mean wear them both.
ReplyDeleteMy Mom shares your pain: http://tadbit.blogspot.com/2009/04/sleep-deprivation.html
My husband went to work the other day with two different shoes on...let's call it a new trend, then you can feel all cool and stuff!
ReplyDeleteI once went to a fundraiser wearing a knee length skirt and one leg shaved and the other so not shaved.
ReplyDeleteso how long did it take ya to notice?
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