Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
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ReplyDeleteWhat neat photos looks like a neat place.
Only in UT. seriously.
ReplyDeleteWe actually have to drive a different way to my brothers house so Sissy can see the ostrich's on the way. What does one do with an Ostrich for crying out loud
Are those ostrich boots? What sicko decided to hang those up in that poor ostrich's home?! I pretty sure it wasn't the ostrich.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this place? I wouldn't mind checking it out next time I am in UT
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ReplyDeleteI'm not participating in Social Parade but couldn't resist checking out a few of those listed. You've sucked me in! I'm now a follower! Maybe the boots belonged to the visitor who DIDN'T feed the ostrich!!!
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ReplyDeleteI'm in Utah too...bet we've seen the same "desert"! ;)
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