Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
Aren't all economies people driven?
ReplyDeleteI think I'll go back to bed now.
Interesting video. Thanks for posting it.
Boooo! I can't watch videos way over here in the backyard of nowhere!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you were lovely if you were in it or that it was fascinating either way. Hmph!
I am one who buys into it I'm afraid. I google everything, get my recipes online, blog, facebook and use Youtube, play games online and read scriptures online. I still email however and rarely text. Bye, I am going to Hulu to see what I've been missing. Stupid?
ReplyDeleteFascinating. However, wikipedia isn't ALWAYS very accurate. Mostly, yes, but I can't trust it without verifying. Two of my kids schools prohibit them from using wikipedia because of the false information that gets posted on it.
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