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The other day my son was sent to the bathroom for a potty break at daycare.  Sometimes he forgets he has to go and just plays and wiggles. We affectionately call it "the potty dance."

He returned with the update and solid advice to the daycare staff:

"No pee came out but you should really decorate the bathroom with Springtime decorations so I have something to look at while I'm waiting for my pee."

Huh.  Usually I'm happy with a magazine or book.  To each his own, I guess.

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  1. Well yes, spring time decorations are a must in the bathroom... every one know that. Ha ha! :)

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  2. Kids are a hoot, aren't they? LOL

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  3. How easily pleased a little boy can be!

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  4. He's got a valid point. THey really should have something that induces the voiding of all bodily fluids that should be expelled.

    I love the bathrooms at Buca Di Beppo's. Such entertainment!

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  5. Ha ha your little boy has such the personality :) So funny!

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