I mean, obviously you shouldn't compare your children to mine. You'll just feel bad. But the talent just oozes in this kid. Someday you will see him on "So You Think You Can Dance."
Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
LOL That was priceless!
ReplyDeleteI was so impr...squirrel!
ReplyDeleteThat cracked me up! Only because that is SO my kid on the ballfield these days! :) Cute!
ReplyDeleteHaven't you heard that giving them breakfast gives them more energy? ha ha Thank heavens for video cameras.
ReplyDeleteHe's got quite the competition out there!! At least he didn't pick his nose, that's what my daughter would have done...
ReplyDeleteI think that is AWESOME! Quite frankly, if I was him, and asked to do that dance, I woulda been disinterested too!
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