Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
Excellent catch!
ReplyDeleteAnd "krap" is exactly what you say when being pulled over by the cops, as you put your car into Park.
ReplyDeleteHe's a thinker, that one! And Krap is one of my most favorite words!
ReplyDeleteexcellent observation. I unfortunately use the c verson of that word much too much according to my 7 year old. But I'd rather she repeat THAT one at school than the higherly inappropriate S or F word that has honesttogoodness slipped out by accident...
ReplyDeleteand my word verification for this comment is bastrats. Maybe I'll replace crap with bastrats....