Going through old files from graduate school, I found an invaluable pamphlet. Be a Dedicated Neurotic Remember the Past. . . and Regret it. Abhor the Present. Dread the Future. 1. Become preoccupied with the body, and make a long list of symptoms. Make them sound very clinical and professional... 2. BLAME your boss, your spouse, your partner, your neighbor, your kid. THEY are responsible for your miseries. 3. Feel trapped. You couldn't possibly declare your own independence without hurting someone's feelings. 4. Overeat. Rationalize and eat! Eat an insulated wall around yourself. Diet for a few days and say it doesn't work for you. 5. Self-pity. No matter what, feel sorry for yourself. Agonize over things about which no one cares. 6. Don't ever try. That way nobody can really accuse you of failure. You can always say, "But I could have done it." 7. Stress how shy you are. Insist that the world must come to you. You're special. 8. Your agg...
Too funny!
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That is funny. Love the expression in the bottom picture.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and your family...
He will probably be the most well adjusted adult on the planet in 20 years!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Children are resilient...I'm so glad there's no closed circuit cameras in my home over the years, so nobody has to see my lapses in parental supervision.
ReplyDeleteFunny! My little guy got a pedicure from his big sister complete with blue polish.
ReplyDeletehaha that is great! My girls will put pink clothes on my boys and clips in their hair..lol. My hubby saw it and said " oh great it's starting!"
ReplyDeleteHahahaha- that is great!
ReplyDeleteha, ha, that's awesome! Too funny... I have pictures of all my boys in dresses...I keep them for black mail in the teenage years. ;)
ReplyDeleteOk but how did that skirt make it in to the house in the first place?
ReplyDeleteThere is no excuse - it is normal.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures say it all and that is why our children grow up to have such fond memories of their Dad!
ReplyDeleteHysterical!
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record, I wish I had a camera when my second son was spotted standing on the curb out front with nothing but his big boy briefs and cowboy boots waving to all the cars passing by!