Skip to main content

Where Is My Mother?


Please note the child's father in the background.

There is no excuse for this kind of parenting.

Comments

  1. That is funny. Love the expression in the bottom picture.

    Merry Christmas to you and your family...

    ReplyDelete
  2. He will probably be the most well adjusted adult on the planet in 20 years!

    Merry Christmas!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Children are resilient...I'm so glad there's no closed circuit cameras in my home over the years, so nobody has to see my lapses in parental supervision.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Funny! My little guy got a pedicure from his big sister complete with blue polish.

    ReplyDelete
  5. haha that is great! My girls will put pink clothes on my boys and clips in their hair..lol. My hubby saw it and said " oh great it's starting!"

    ReplyDelete
  6. ha, ha, that's awesome! Too funny... I have pictures of all my boys in dresses...I keep them for black mail in the teenage years. ;)

    ReplyDelete
  7. Ok but how did that skirt make it in to the house in the first place?

    ReplyDelete
  8. The pictures say it all and that is why our children grow up to have such fond memories of their Dad!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Hysterical!
    And for the record, I wish I had a camera when my second son was spotted standing on the curb out front with nothing but his big boy briefs and cowboy boots waving to all the cars passing by!

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Most Dreaded Words

 Everybody knows that Christmas is about keeping the Santa Secret and pleasing your children. Therefore, the most dreaded words are uttered on Christmas Eve. "I changed my mind, I want a [pony, scooter, bike, Red Rider BB gun]" A close second place winner is, "Can I have a New Year's Eve party?" Then, "Me, too?"

Too Sick to be Sick

I am sick.  Really and truly sick.  I even took a sick day and felt no guilt whatsoever that maybe I wasn't sick enough to have a "sick day."  Because I am.  My 5 year old was sick, too so I took him to the doctor.  I refuse to acknowledge that I'm sick because I don't get sick.  So with absolute glee, my little boy climbed up onto the table, stuck out his tongue and conversed with the doctor.  I heard something about cloudy ears and antibiotics and then I just turned it off. It hurts when sound reaches my eardrums. We drove back home, I turned on the television, brought in the dog, and let the babysitting begin.  I crawled back into bed and swam somewhere between consciousness and unconsciousness.  The kids came home from school.  I might have acknowledged them.  I made chicken noodle soup from scratch.  I couldn't even think.  My husband caught me in a sway and asked what he could do.  I grunted some terse instructi...

I Hate Pants

I wrote this on my Facebook page: Makayla just wandered upstairs and found me reading on the sofa, pants discarded, as usual. She laughed at me. I laughed at her. Then I realized that Makayla Jensen is not my daughter. Go home, Makayla! I'm not putting my pants back on just because you are here!  There are now two camps. People who agree with me and people who have absolutely no idea why anybody would discard pants upon entering home. Fortunately, I've found that I'm not in a camp all by myself. I found an article of 10 Reasons Why I Hate Pants: Best summed up by this Venn Diagram sent by Scott's cousin: